How to be President of the USA

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Murray Suid, in case you were wondering what kind of person would care to discover the bonds joining bondage & husband, has written more than two dozen books. These include How to Be President of the U.S.A. and Demonic Mnemonics. A former instructor at San Jose State University, he is a screenwriter and lives in Northern California. (If you think that California relates to fornicate, you likely will enjoy reading Words of a Feather. The same is true for those who are absolutely certain that California has nothing to do with illicit behavior.)

Thursday, February 15, 2007

The President's Chair--an etymology for President's Day

If you think that our president just sits around all day in the Oval Office solving problems—or maybe NOT solving problems—you may be onto something, at least etymologically speaking.

The president's pr people might want us to view our chief executive as someone carrying out bold actions—leading, commanding, managing, organizing, budgeting, inspiring, presiding.

"Sitting" isn't on the list, but when we trace the word "president" to its Latin root, we find sedere, "to sit." The syllable "sed" gives us a clue that "sedentary" also arises—so to speak—from the same source. No way around it: the president is a sitter.

But don't take the etymologist's word for it. Here's what Harry Truman, the thirty-third president said about the job: "I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they ought to have sense enough to do without my persuading them."

Given that the etymology of "president" teaches us that the president is "someone who sits," we're forced to conclude that the widely used phrase "sitting president" is a redundancy. But being redundant is hardly the nastiest label said about the job. While serving as president, Thomas Jefferson wrote: "...it brings nothing but increasing drudgery and daily loss of friends."

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